From the recording Smoke Rings
Lyrics
Welcome to my country
I hope you had a pleasant trip
You’ve made it to the Promised Land
We’ve come today to greet your ship
I’ve recently been chosen
As the President-for-life
And may I introduce you to
My lovely seventh wife
We’ve opened up our borders
To admit a chosen few
Now meet some fellow citizens
They all look just like you!
I started out in business
Great real estate I bought and sold
The things I own I give my brand
In letters shiny, big and gold
But there were those who dared to say
That I should pay more tax
The people weren’t acquainted
With my version of the facts
The truth was that our country
Was just no longer great
So I came to the rescue
The golden candidate!
Our enemies are everywhere
We must be strong; we must take care
Just trust in God and trust in me
I will protect your liberty
Welcome to my country
See listed here some simple rules
And everyone should understand
I have no time to suffer fools
My land!
My country!
My land!